THE KENLEY COOLERPick your fanciest glass
Cut up pineapples, grapes, oranges, strawberries and whatever else makes a nice garnish, fit these all over the glass, but save room for a giant flower
Fill the glass to the top with Campari
Et voila! It looks pretty and interesting, but it's really just bitter.
Hold your nose and declare "Life is so hard!" Bottoms up, sister.
What recipe ideas do you have? I'm thinking of the Jerell salad: just throw it all in there.