ONE!

I love the one train. I have to. But just look at this guy. I hope to someday be as completely New York as he is. This was taken around 11:00 PM on a Saturday night, heading uptown. Waaaay uptown. Where was he going?


















And this? I'm sure there was a perfectly reasonable explanation for this, but I'd rather not hear it if it's all the same to you. Let's conjecture.